meatballofevilandvengeance:

boundandgaggedmen:

So I went back to the abandoned duck warehouse today

wtf

bs-doodles:

meh. wip.

bs-doodles:

meh. wip.

horrorpunk:

 

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip club. I want a place called Cahones where waiters wear Speedos and are forced to stuff if they don’t fill out their uniform well enough. I want them to giggle for my tips. I want it to be so normalised and engrained in our culture that women bring their daughters there for lunch (because whaaaaaat the wings are good! Geeze sensitive much?) where they’ll give playful little nudges like, “Wouldn’t mind if you dad had those. Heh heh heh.” that their daughters don’t even understand but will absorb and start to assume is just the normal way grown up women talk about grown up men. I want to playfully ask my waiter if I can have extra nuts on my salad and for him to swat my arm with an Oh, you because he knows if he doesn’t his manager will yell at him. I want other men to pretend to like going there so I think they’re cool. I want to go to Cahones during my lunch break at work and when I come back and tell the other women in the office where I went they chuckle slightly and the men around us suddenly feel self conscious and they don’t know why.

vedderofficial:

things i dont care about: frozen and john green

routeninetyfour:

makes me think of the lion turtle island on avatar

routeninetyfour:

makes me think of the lion turtle island on avatar

onadogtrekinperth:

Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Snape but it was Quirrel
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Draco but it was Ginny
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was was Sirius but it was Wormtail
Harry Potter and the Year he thought it was Karkaroff but it was Moody/Crouch Jr
Harry Potter and the Year everyone knew it was that B*tch Umbridge
Harry Potter and the year it actually did turn out to be Snape
Harry Potter and the Year it turned out to be Harry all along

geekymerch:

We’re super excited to be able to give away April’s Loot Crate!

This box is filled with Dragon themed goodies - if you want to find out what is inside then take a look at our review, but if you’d like it to remain a mystery until you get your box then just go straight ahead and enter! The box we’re giving away is brand new and sealed - not the exact one we reviewed - so the items may vary slightly (you might get a different version/colour of a certain item).

Rules

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  • One winner will be randomly chosen and notified on 23rd May 2014!

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