You are sweet. Sweet and profane.

Well, it’ll pretty much mean I can obtain/consume alcohol, which I have very little interest in. I’m sure I’ll think of something interesting to do :)

Everyone else I know is all kinds of excited about turning 21 because they’re not awkward potatoes and can party and socialize. Whereas I am like, “huh, I’ll officially have been single for 21 years lol” *takes a long sip from a Capri Sun juice pouch*

caligaes:

lannisterslie:

caligaes:

openscience:

The audacious plan to end hunger with 3-D printed food

“NASA just awarded 125K for a food synthesizer prototype! 3d printed #startrek food, here we come!”

can it print pizza

YES. IT CAN PRINT PIZZA.

http://theweek.com/article/index/244481/why-nasa-is-funding-a-3d-pizza-printer

this is the best day of my life

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casteilnovak:

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD

oh look now it’s normal

sarcastic

LOUD

incredibly sarcastic

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older-aang:

baw-bee:

sophieonpage:

thegoddamazon:

I present the most badass gifset on Tumblr.

Legitimately turned on by this

This is the best thing.

Why this cartoon is the best cartoon.

(Source: ashagreyjoyed, via roseuhleesackher)

dreadfuldraws:

peabug:

getdestroyed-staydestroyed:

Sleep Paralysis is a phenomenon in which people, either falling asleep or waking up, temporarily experience the inability to move. Scientifically its the transition state between wakefulness and rest characterized by complete muscle atonia (muscle weakness). 

I’ve known several people who have had sleep paralysis, who have even made characters who share the same trait. I’ve never suffered from it myself but I find the folklore around it fascinating, because no matter what nation of origin it always has to do with the visitation of a demon or vengeful spirit who either sits on, restrains, or strangles said victim. And so I drew my own little depiction of it, complete with a demon girl puking black stuff on a guy.

I dunno, sue me. 

Fun Fact Of the Day #1 the myth of the succubus and incubus came out of the hallucinations people have when they experience sleep paralysis

Fun Fact Of The Day #2 this dude’s art is so fucking rad

I’ve has this happened to me three times in my life so far. I can remember the exact number because each time was fucking terrifying. 

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lovepeaceandnailpolish:

So, these nails are like a Mondrian pattern in pastel colors, with a drip over it that makes the colors ‘pop’ like Mondrian colors. Hope you like ‘em :)

shinyzango:

fuck-yeah-phan:

ckents:

aladdinsfuturewife:

Did you know these are the same dancers from the Chimney scene in Mary Poppins!?!

Still defining epic, after all these years.

#this is the best post that ever was and ever will be

Reblog because this is too awesome to not do it.

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#that one time tom hiddleston said old sport

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